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Services

YMNFTB is a full service organization with a wide variety of offerings. We relish the opportunity to service you in any way necessary. Below are some of our standard options. However, custom services are available upon request. Please let us know how we can meet your unique needs in order to best satisfy you.

Vow Writing

Need help with those special words? We've got your back.

Consummation Witnessing

It's not official in the eyes of God unless I saw it happen. Filming for posterity is available for an extra charge.

Pre-Marriage Counseling

Is he/she/they being a huge bitch? Let's talk.

Ceremony Officiant

I'll check all the legal boxes to make sure you're actually married.

Wedding Night Coaching

Wondering if you're doing everything right? Explore our hands on teaching sessions.

Get a Quote

All of these services and more are available for your special day/night. To learn more about pricing and necessary testing, fill out the form below.

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